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About Me

You ever plan to go somewhere, and something just feels off? You can’t put your finger on it, but you already know this isn’t your crowd. You’re giving the same side-eye you did as a kid at a party with grown-ups—before your mom squeezed your hand and hissed, “Behave.”

Well, you’re the grown-up now, and guess what? This party sucks.

Only here, you don't have to behave. You don't have to fit in. You don't have to pretend you’ve got it all together when you’re pretty sure the whole thing is held together with duct tape and pure spite.

If you’re here, it’s because you've played by their rules—then they kept changing the game. So now it’s time they find out.

What I Do

This is coaching for high-achievers, professionals, and entrepreneurs who are too sharp, too loud, too restless, and too tired of trying not to be too much.

→ You don’t need another planner, system, or podcast.

→ You don’t need to be told how to “fix” yourself—especially not by some 25-year-old with the nerve to call themselves a "life" coach, trying to sell you a one-size-fits-all "system" so stupid you're actually impressed by the audacity.

→ You need a way of doing things that actually works for you—your brain, your energy, your reality.

No performative BS. No "proven strategies." No case studies. And though you might feel pressure to become the person they expect, I help you make sure that’s actually who you are.

This is coaching to stop listening to the noise and start listening to yourself. That’s the only way to figure out where you’re trying to go—destination or not.

A wise philosopher once said, “Let your intuition guide your intentions.”

Which, loosely translated, means “When the world makes you forget who you are, it’s time to fuck around and find out!"

** It's me, I'm the philosopher. You ready?